Me, in a nutshell.

So, I wanted to start out a little differently this time. Here it is, a fun little meme that I saw on Jenn's site. I thought it would be the best way to kick this place off.

1. Do you try to look hot when you go to the grocery store just in case someone recognizes you from your blog?
I look decent. I don't go out of my way to lookhot, but presentable, sure. There usually isn't time to look hot, with the two monsters and all.

2. Are the photos you post Photoshopped or otherwise altered?
Nope, not usually. There is the rare exception though.

3. Do you like it when creeps or dorks email you?
Not so much.

4. Do you lie in your blog?
No. I am who I am.

5. Are you passive-aggressive in your blog?
Not really. I usually tell it how it is, whether that's good or bad? Who knows.

6. Do you ever threaten to quit writing so people will tell you not to stop?
Um, no. Can't say I ever have, or ever would.

7. Are you in therapy? If not, should you be? If so, is it helping?
No. And no, I don’t think so. I'm in a good a place right now.

8. Do you delete mean comments? Do you fake nice ones?
If they're unnecessary, yes. Otherwise, no. And no, why be fake?

9. Have you ever rubbed one out while reading a blog? How about after?
Uh, no.

10. If your readers knew you in person, would they like you more or like you less?
More, I hope!

11. Do you have a job?
I do. I bartend, and do some office like work, a few hours a week. I also do some sponsored posts for a little extra cash here and there.

12. If someone offered you a decent salary to blog full-time without restrictions, would you do it?
Of course.

13. Which blogger do you want to meet in real life?
Wow. There's actually quite a few.

14. Which bloggers have you made out with?
None.

15. Do you usually act like you have more money or less money than you really have?
Honestly, I don't really ever talk about my finances actually.


16. Does your family read your blog?
Not sure. It's never really come up in conversation, but if they do - hey there fam <3

17. How old is your blog?
The blog itself goes back to like 99-00ish. My domain is 2.5 years old, and here at blogspot - well, I'm brand new!

18. Do you get more than 1000 page views per day? Do you care?
Don't know, don't care. I'm not in it to get hits and popularity. I blog for myself, and because I enjoy it as an outlet. I also do it, because I enjoy my visitors, and their blogs.

19. Do you have another secret blog in which you write about being , slutty, or a liar?
No. Sounds like a good idea though, huh?

20. Have you ever given another blogger money for his/her writing?
No.

21. Do you report the money you earn from your blog on your taxes?
I haven't made enough, actually. I would like to start making more from it, to where I can actually claim it on my taxes.

22. Is blogging narcissistic?
In a way, I suppose. But isn't that part of why it's fun ;)

23. Do you feel guilty when you don’t post for a long time?
I do actually.

24. Do you like John Mayer?
I don't mind him. He's one of those people that I could take or leave.

25. Do you have enemies?
Ha. I'm sure I do.

26. Are you lonely?
Not at the moment. I'm relaxing with my Bubbaboo (aka Liam), and anticipating Ryan's arrival home from work *wink*

27. Why bother?
That’s a good question.